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    Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
    6:50 pm
    how am I supposed to text people if my cell phone has no signal?
    and why no signal in my house today?
    I think the world is ending.
    guess I don't have to set my alarm for the morning. 
    Monday, April 12th, 2010
    6:45 pm
     i burnt the space between my thumb and pointer finger on my right hand.  OWW!
    Sunday, April 11th, 2010
    5:04 pm
     Can the fat girl order pizza with a gas card?  
    Wednesday, April 7th, 2010
    6:59 pm
    Writer's Block: Pet talk
    If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?

    Sunday, April 4th, 2010
    5:59 pm
    my carpet cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck
    Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
    7:21 pm
    My house smells like pee and onions.
    Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
    7:25 pm
    In other news
    I won tickets to the Sublime concert
    Which is odd because Bradley died
    Next thing you know Nirvana is going to be touring
    Then Blind Melon
    7:20 pm
    If Ricardo's ship left the Canary Islands in 1850, how the hell did they wreck in the middle of the Pacific??
    Its easier to buy an island jumping thru time.
    Thursday, March 18th, 2010
    7:07 pm
    Writer's Block: Invisibility cloak
    If you could be invisible for a day, where would you go and what would you do? Do you think you might be upset by what you discovered?

    I am invisible every day. Being invisible is upsetting.
    Monday, March 8th, 2010
    8:03 pm
    Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
    9:50 pm
    When I grow up I wanna work at Alfalfa's
    Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
    8:12 pm
    Are you watching "Lost" tonight?
    I'm going to be in such a bad mood tomorrow. Lost is on too late, and it's going to suck, but I'm going to stay up and watch it anyway.
    It's like a girl you've been dating for 5 years but still won't put out. And every week she says shes going to, and every week - nothing. Bitch. It is so not worth the torture. Other shows are much more willing to put out.
    And in the last 30 minutes we've seen the bomb down the hole scene 3 times already. Give me a friggen break.
    Monday, January 18th, 2010
    7:16 pm
    Think I should put up a new online dating ad.
    "I need to marry for money before my parents retire.
    I'm not thin or sexy, but I am desperate and needy."
    Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
    8:27 am
    so sick.
    I want my mommy.
    Sunday, November 29th, 2009
    6:59 pm
    foiled again!
    I'm quilting these bag things for people for christmas, and they take forever to make. for-e-ver. I started on the 3rd one this weekend. You have to do ~8 sq ft of quilting for each one. I ran out of this color thread ~2 sq in from being done. doh! And it's 7pm so I can't run to the store.
    I quit!
    Friday, November 6th, 2009
    9:31 pm
    watching lame reality tv on vh1, but it made me cry niagra falls.
    broke ass Willie Aames has a coach and the coach told him if he was serious about his daughter he would be sleeping in a sleeping bag on her porch until she talked to him.
    Monday, October 26th, 2009
    8:06 pm
    I'm using my dremel this year. I have 2 pumpkins outside waiting to be destroyed.
    Sunday, September 27th, 2009
    7:41 am
    kashi cereal - not good.
    I'll take the fake chemical stuff please.
    Saturday, September 26th, 2009
    10:32 pm
    Another night alone
    at my mom's house
    SNL will be on in a minute
    cuddling with Leta the dog. I borrowed her. she is very cuddly.
    I am too :(
    morning always happens too early.
    Saturday, September 19th, 2009
    10:04 pm
    I spent Saturday night in the ER
    I was making dinner and stuck my hand in the food processor. hind sight - maybe not so smart.
    Slicing potatoes using the food processor inappropriately.
    I have been stitched & drugged, and now I'm hunting & pecking. Too bad I type for a living.
    I shouldn't be allowed to live alone - I do retarded things.
    Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
    10:51 pm
    So angry I can't sleep. I'm usually asleep 3 or 4 hrs ago.
    Had to go visit my dad and hear about what a failure I am for a couple hours.
    Got home, walk in the door and I catch the homeless guy I'm letting crash on my couch with his naked jobless girlfriend mid-hump. I give him a free place to live, he goes thru multiple jobs & multiple women, and will be moving out come sunrise. I tried to save him from homelessness, but he is determined to be a bum. so let it be.
    Have to go to the dentist in the morning.
    trade with me.

    Current Mood crazy with anger
    Thursday, April 24th, 2008
    12:50 pm
    let us read from the Book of Alicia
    4:24 And the lord said, Ye shall not rise until contestants come on down
    And on the day of rest, not until the lesbian dances.
    Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
    1:38 pm
    Posted using TxtLJ
    I love snow, yes I do, I love snow, how 'bout you?
    Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
    10:51 pm
    Posted using TxtLJ
    Longest day ever. Time moving backwards.
    Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
    8:52 pm
    Posted using TxtLJ
    No pay check for a month between jobs. I need money.
    Monday, March 31st, 2008
    8:32 am
    I'm alive!
    kinda. mostly.

    I got a new jobby job.
    and a new apartment!
    so I'm sitting here on MY couch watching MY tv typing on MY computer
    and MY boyfriend is gonna come hang out in a while

    I'd tell you about my new job, but then I'd have to kill you.
    well, not really.
    I work for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, and I love it!
    I am a "crime data specialist" - I process fingerprints.
    "the man" probed me top to bottom, inside and out last month.
    my boss knows more about me than I do.

    My shift is 3-1130pm
    I got up early this morning because I thought I had sexual harassment training because my supervisor was talking about where to show up monday morning
    but my info sheet says it is on April 3, and today is Mar 31.
    I didn't go
    so I either missed it or I didn't. I don't know.
    I'm going to go back to sleep eventually, but I'm waiting for a while just incase they call and yell at me to drive over.
    Friday, March 28th, 2008
    9:04 am
    hello new world! debt rocks!
    Thursday, March 27th, 2008
    10:06 pm
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    text test
    Friday, September 28th, 2007
    10:30 pm
    What does it mean if your prayer flags get blown down & your dog poops on them?
    Monday, September 24th, 2007
    8:32 pm
    1st date in 4.5 yrs, and I was stood up.
    he sent me a text message at the time we were supposed to meet saying he got stuck at work & wanted to reschedule for Thursday.
    lame blow off?
    do I say ok to thurs?
    how desperate am I?
    After 4 years, I can wait another week or month or three for someone more interested than that.
    Saturday, July 7th, 2007
    11:14 pm
    I made it to another birthday.
    I'm 21 this year. (Yeah, shut up, no comments)

    Current Mood without celebration
    Thursday, June 15th, 2006
    10:44 pm
    words of depression
    life's not so cheery
    last month about killed me.

    I went to 3 bridal showers.
    well, I only went to 2. I'm weak.
    people I work with are getting married. people I graduated from high school are getting married.
    I can't be happy for everyone. I'm way too bitter.
    celebrating someone elses happiness takes way to much energy to fake.

    just fuck you all.
    don't ask how i'm doing.
    i fucking live with my mom.

    we were talking about cartoons at work the other day, and someone said that all of our old favorites are coming back because people our age are having kids.
    oh my god, its true.
    a conversation about cartoons made me cry for a week.
    I was at target looking looking for a clock today and they had pogo balls for sale in the toy section. same deal - old toys coming back.
    and its not that I want to have kids, or would ever want to have kids, but I would like to be married and healthy and stable enough to raise kids.
    I would like to be an adult.

    my sister just got a good job. a "career". something she likes to do, with good pay and benefits and blah blah blah.
    so I cried a little more.

    and today this other guy I know bought his first house
    and I wish I was dead.

    so to sum up -
    I'm miserable to be around
    Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
    9:44 pm
    I know the pieces fit
    'cause I saw them fall away

    long time no blog
    I just don't turn my computer on much anymore

    I just returned an email from my dad about I seem a little depressed and is there anything he can do to help. why the hell does he ask that? what i need is money and he wouldn't give me a twenty if (witty comment here)

    I went to an engagement party last weekend
    social outting - ew
    but they were talking about their myspace things and how all these other people we know are on there. I've never looked at it. I don't even keep this up anymore.

    pansy ran away on saturday. I was such a crying mess.
    the arerator guys left the gate open
    she went to the park on the corner to visit all the kids playing soccer, then the F*ing white trash neighbors across the alley got ahold of her & tied her up to a tree in their backyard. Me, my mom, and our neighbors were running around the neighborhood looking for her, and they LIED to us and said they hadn't seen her. they made animal control come pick her & and return her. It was so close they didn't even have to move the truck to return her. and they lied to us when we asked if they had seen her. I was so angry. I would have paid any fee to get her back, but why did they have to do that? Pansy is no threat to society. She does't even poop in other people's yards. Bastards.

    This weekend they're making me go to some picnic next weekend.
    another social outing? wtf.

    Tomorrow I have to go get my first crown. and it has nothing to do with royality. its all pain and agony and bleeding gums.

    Fairview's fine.

    I've been eating strawberries every day for breakfast and dinner all week.
    there is nothing better

    and I need to go to the grocery store tomorrow because I'm out of bread, which is a necessity for pb&j. which is a necessity for life. you know its true.

    That is all.
    Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
    10:09 pm
    I have some nasty burp juice going on
    for like a week now
    is something stressing me out?
    did I eat something bad that is now living in my stomach forever?

    I went and hid out at my dad's cabin for a few days last week
    did alot of nothing
    it rocked
    my stuff still smells like smoke cause I'm such a pyro.
    making fires rocks

    the blind preschool people called and they want me to bring pansy to their easter egg hunt.
    toddlers and beeping eggs
    everyone loves pansy. how can you not.

    work is good
    they made me be an extra last week. watch for me in studio audiences, coming soon.
    I'm never sure what I'm gonna be doing every day, but as long as they have something for me to do, its all good.
    I got a bottle of garlic salsa today... not sure if it was from Unwrapped or the garlic festival special, but whatever. it was a good dinner. I'm a fan of stinky garlic. (hold on, wasn't I bitching about burp juice before?)

    I recorded american idol for my mom tonight
    I can't believe she watches that
    so bad
    but shes on a business trip and I'm a good daughter (aka dependant and pathetic)
    the last time i tried to record it, the vcr ate the tape. (did you know people still use vcrs?) I haven't ejected this one yet.

    and then the brain was empty
    so I went to sleep
    Monday, March 13th, 2006
    8:55 pm
    its peanut butter jelly time!
    i was having peanut butter and jelly for dinner (it really is a great meal) and my sister called me to tell me that K Fed is on the internet with the peanut butter jelly song (well, thats not what she called to tell me, but it was one of the more important points of the coversation)

    I'm sorry I make depressing posts on your friend's page.
    but really, if you see my name on it, you should know its whiny crap, so if you read it, its your own damn fault.

    I didn't go to work today.
    I think I finally made it to that point of pass out tired.
    I got up this morning, took a shower, ate breakfast, and I couldn't stand up again.
    Really, I physically couldn't.
    so I passed out and did't get up again until this afternoon because I was so dizzy and mentally gone.
    My mom is out of town. Thank god the dogs behaved.
    I'm watching this other dog for the week (guide dog puppy trade) who is way uptight and slighly mental. he chews the hair off his feet, and now he has started chewing on my dresser.

    in more exciting news, I get to go to the dentist tomorrow. whoopty fling.

    and now who wants to bet what time i'll go to bed...
    I sleep all day, but then I cant fall asleep at night, so I'm tired the next day anyway.
    damn the man!
    Friday, March 10th, 2006
    6:00 pm
    I can't update anymore.
    I've lost the will!!
    its just too friggen depressing.
    I can't think of anything good to say about my life... I mean, maybe if i really stretched, guys with bats dont beat me every day on my way home from work.
    But really, its crap.
    crap crap crap
    and to sit down and write about what has happened or what hasn't happened or what won't happen, its too fucking depressing.
    I have a job I like, but its not really what I want to do (and fuck all the people who have crappy jobs because they were too lazy to do what they really wanted to do)
    And it pays better than other crappy jobs, but I can't afford to move out of my mom's house
    health insurance and drugs and doctor visits... its insane.
    I haven't had a date in.. years.
    I usually work on Friday and Saturday nights because the shifts are open and its not like I have anything better to do.
    I started gaining weight again, so i started eating less & exercising more... and the numbers started getting bigger faster.
    and a fucking home depot comercial made me cry last night. a commercial made me cry. this girl bought a house and she put in new carpet and her parents were coming over to see it, and I cried. I can't rent a fucking apartment, let alone buy a house.
    And fuck the happy pretty people falling in love and living happily ever after on TV
    And my mom threw away my candy and I haven't been to the store to get pepsi, so i can't even be fat and happy, I'm just fat and underfed.
    and fuck livejournal for making me think about why my life sucks.
    so I'm going to go back to my world of denial
    Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
    4:03 pm
    I bet if Oprah shaved her head she'd loose 10lbs.

    my sister left for thailand this morning. (she'll be there next week, its a gazillion miles away)
    so her dog, who I've been refering to as the antichrist, is here.
    there is no moment of calm with this dog.
    I came home from work to take a nap this afternoon (because there was nothing to do)
    I had to hold the antichrist under the covers, against my chest, both arms, just to make her lay still for an hour.
    and now they're all running around again.

    serenity now!

    work is.. stoopid.
    they're out shooting a crapload this week. and they wanted to do a week turn around on it (as opposed to our normal 6 months)
    but the tapes didn't get fedExed back very fast, and its wednesday and I haven't started transcribing yet, so theres no way its gonna happen.
    I told them if they got anything ready before 5 to call me and I'd come back. its 4:30.

    what else is going on?
    i dont know

    its gonna snow and be cold. poo on that.

    I'm gonna sit here and drink apple cider
    and drug some dogs.
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